
You know you're in the Domincan if:  The shower is a trickle of cold water
There is no shower head in the shower
There are small motorbikes everywhere
You see 4 people (+ baggage) on 1 motorbike
Everyone honks when they drive
Dogs bark all night
There's a trash can beside each toilet
Most intersections have no stoplights or stop signs
Stoplights are just suggestions
When passing on 2 lane roads you ignore motorbikes
You can get lost on a highway
You can buy excellent empanadas
You can’t buy pineapples after dark
There are beaches everywhere
You fill your car with propane instead of gas |